Twas the Night Before Xmas...

Twas the night before Christmas,

in our Vegas Hooters hotel,

a full day of adventure,

make these dogs tired as hell.

We got a bunch of free stuff,

at a time-share presentation,

and almost purchased vacation houses,

in 61 various locations.

We saw Penn and Teller,

do their magic and funny,
for what we experienced,
we didn't pay much money (worst photo ever).

Shows were our mission,

we saw KA by Cirque du Soliel,

we admired the high production and performers' fitness,

then looked straight for a fatty buffet.

Mac King, he's my favorite,

with his comedy magic show,

Wren got picked to volunteer,

So awesome, right? I know!

We came late to Jeff Civilino,

so they let us in for free, no pay,

he's a street performer gone vegas,

doing comedy circus his way
(though really very similar,
to most solo male multi-circus skill acts,
and a K's Champ-style snippit,
including pie in the face if he drops the ax).

We watched the Bellagio fountain,

  gambled and even won a buck,

Saw Galifianakis with his baby,

And crushed a penny for good luck.

A romantic Vegas Christmas,

Has our eyes and stomachs fed,

We drift off into dreams together,

In our Hooters' king size bed (bed not pictured here).

Merry Christmas! We even got to see Claire and play Koob!

This was a total, Christmas bonus.